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    January 23

    FW: Speeding



    >
    > Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
    >
    > Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
    >
    > Woman: Oh, I see.
    >
    > Officer: Can I see your license please?
    >
    > Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
    >
    > Officer: Don't have one?
    >
    > Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
    >
    > Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle
    > registration papers please.
    >
    > Woman: I can't do that.
    >
    > Officer: Why not?
    >
    > Woman: I stole this car.
    >
    > Officer: Stole it?
    >
    > Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the
    > owner.
    >
    > Officer: You what?
    >
    > Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the
    > trunk if you want
    > to see.
    >
    > The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs
    > away to his car, and
    > calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars
    > circle the car. A senior
    > officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his
    > half drawn gun.
    >
    > Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your
    > vehicle please!
    >
    > The woman steps out of her vehicle.
    >
    > Woman: Is there a problem sir?
    >
    > Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you
    > have stolen this
    > car and murdered the owner.
    >
    > Woman: Murdered the owner?
    >
    > Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk
    > of your car,
    > please.
    >
    > The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but
    > an empty trunk.
    >
    > Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
    >
    > Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
    >
    > The first officer is stunned.
    >
    > Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do
    > not have a driving
    > license.
    >
    > The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a
    > clutch purse and
    > hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open
    > the clutch purse and
    > examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
    >
    > Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers
    > told me you didn't
    > have a license, that you stole this car, and
    > that you murdered and hacked
    > up the owner.
    >
    > Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was
    > speeding too.



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    January 08

    As the Poles Melt

    For the Human's whom just don't give a shit!

    As the Poles Melt!