>
> Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
>
> Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
>
> Woman: Oh, I see.
>
> Officer: Can I see your license please?
>
> Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
>
> Officer: Don't have one?
>
> Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
>
> Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle
> registration papers please.
>
> Woman: I can't do that.
>
> Officer: Why not?
>
> Woman: I stole this car.
>
> Officer: Stole it?
>
> Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the
> owner.
>
> Officer: You what?
>
> Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the
> trunk if you want
> to see.
>
> The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs
> away to his car, and
> calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars
> circle the car. A senior
> officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his
> half drawn gun.
>
> Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your
> vehicle please!
>
> The woman steps out of her vehicle.
>
> Woman: Is there a problem sir?
>
> Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you
> have stolen this
> car and murdered the owner.
>
> Woman: Murdered the owner?
>
> Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk
> of your car,
> please.
>
> The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but
> an empty trunk.
>
> Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
>
> Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
>
> The first officer is stunned.
>
> Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do
> not have a driving
> license.
>
> The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a
> clutch purse and
> hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open
> the clutch purse and
> examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
>
> Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers
> told me you didn't
> have a license, that you stole this car, and
> that you murdered and hacked
> up the owner.
>
> Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was
> speeding too.

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