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December 05 MY NEXT LIFEMY NEXT LIFE I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then......... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room ser vice on tap, and then............. You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case Share life as it happens with the new Windows Live. Share now! December 04 Our President Our President, his followers and so on. Should be thrown out of office, and a new understanding implemented throughout the White House For wasting our time, resources, and money on ideas which have been shown as poor judgment! |
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